Welcome to SlopLab. Are you cracked? Are you unemployed? Us too! Send your resume, portfolio, a brief introduction, what you’re good at, and what you actually like doing to cracked@sloplab.com

SlopLab is a psuedoanonymous collective of developers with over 300 years of combined professional software development experience in their respective fields.

Our goal? Take your slop, a fair amount of money, and your dreams. In exchange you will recieve a professional analysis of why it doesn’t work, advice on how to avoid this in the future, and a quote detailing how much it will cost to make it perfect.

What won’t we do? Not a lot. But we will absolutely not evaluate the merit or viability of your ideas. We are not here to crush dreams, we are here to enable them. As long as it’s mostly legal and aligns with our morals we are happy to help!

Today we spent most of the day trying to figure out what domain name to buy. This is extremely important. After asking several people for their take, this ‘joke’ suggestion won out. Cannot believe a coherent 7 character, 2 word dot com domain is still available in 2025.

We were advised not to use the word ‘slop’, as it might offend potential customers. We disagree. Anything else feels dishonest. We aren’t judging you, we respect that you are doing something and have made it this far. We will never roast your code, we’ve all seen worse. We just want to make it work for you.

Now, let us help you ship. sales@sloplab.com