Welcome to SlopLab. Are you cracked? Are you unemployed? Us too! Send your resume, portfolio, a brief introduction, what you’re good at, and what you actually like doing to cracked@sloplab.com

What are we up to? Read about it on our blog!

How does this work? Check out the Frequently Asked Questions.

Please excuse our dust while we figure out how WordPress works. We promise we’re good at computers, but the last time any of us used WordPress was never.

If you have an urgent need to have your slop fixed, shoot an email to sales@sloplab.com! Tell us what you’re up to, why you’re doing it, and how fast you need it fixed.

Do you want to invest in SlopLab? That’s awesome, email us right now